Tonite, the wifey and I are headed out on the town. Okay, not really out on the town. But we are going to see Dave Chappelle perform down at the Tabernacle. I accidentally got tickets for the 10:30 show when I meant to get them for the 7:30 show but whatever’s clever. I’m trying to decide if I should get a bit of a buzz before hand or not….probably not since it is a monday night and all…..
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In the very near future, Xpinionated will be leaving it’s current address to its new home at xavieredavis.com!
For a while now, I have wanted to move out of the ‘fake website’ and on to the truly hosted environment. All of the xpinionated cycle blogs will be moving in time, however, xpinionated (which is the most popular of the blogs, only slightly ahead of laker purple and gold) will be the first to move.
In addition, I will be leaving blogger more than likely in favor of WordPress. Moreso, because I’m paying for it as part of my hosting services…..
A new study says that coffee puts in mad work against cirrhosis of the liver!!!
So let me get this straight, I drink five cups of coffee a day and I can binge drink that same night?!?!! Finally, medicine produces some good news…!!!
Is this not a beautiful picture?
Antonio Tarver got his ass handed to him Saturday night and for the first time in a long time, a boxing match ended the way I wanted it to end. Yeah, that’s selfish of me but whatever. I passionately dislike Tarver. I’ve always disliked him. From the first time I heard an interview from this cat, I’ve disliked him. After getting twelve rounds of leather hor’deurves (sp?), he had the arrogance to say, “Everbody knows my history, I’m undefeated in rematches.”
Really? Instead of just sucking it up and actually acting like a 37 year old man should act, that’s your response? You and your busted eyes are gay…..
So while doing a convenient search in the new google search on that sidebar of mine on the right, I found a website called nflcheerleaders.blogspot.com. This website features interesting articles about the outside of the game activities of professional cheerleaders. It’s pretty well written and covers several teams, including teams outside of the NFL. Okay, okay, it has pictures of cheeleaders too!!
Anyway, if I were a bachelor, I would have to organize a field trip to the Hilton Atlanta Airport the weekend of June 24-25. Yeah, I live in Metro Atlanta but it would be easier just to plan a trip to the southside that weekend instead of making the drive back and forth. Why would I be so eager to be at a hotel, you ask? Well it’s the Professional Routines On Demand Conference. Simply put, professional cheerleaders hunkering down in a single place. The conference is from 9 – 5 so that means cheerleaders will be hanging around the Atlanta area, more than likey the south side given that’s where the conference is…..a single man’s dream!!!
I’m pretty bored. Bored in general. I think the boredom starts around 20 minutes after I get to work and lasts until I go to sleep some days.
I couldn’t make this up. It’s not a university but it is a museum of phallology. Yes, a penis museum. In Iceland of all places. ‘The water was cold…it’s normally bigger than that!!!’
HUSAVIK, Iceland – Most animals don’t have to worry about erectile dysfunction. Seals, walruses, mice, bats, monkeys, chimpanzees and polar bears have a penis supported by a bone. Bulls and goats gain stiffness from fibrous tissues.
That there’s more than one way to get an erection was one of several take-home messages for visitors at Iceland’s Institute of Phallology – the only known penis museum in the world.
“You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you’re gone.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
Now my blog will be cursed cuz I birthed a blog entry on the day of the beast!!!!
In the middle of my busy day I stumbled upon an article about the Gwinnett County LIbrary Director. Apparently, the library director’s salary is $127,000 per year. Yes, library directors are making half of what the the President of the United States makes.
When I brought this up with fellow Gwinnettians, the look of shock, awe, and lastly disgust were repetitive. Followed by the question, ‘What does a library director do?’
“You! Yes you. Put that book back in it’s place!”
“If I have to shush you one mo’ ‘gain, so help me I will revoke your microfiche privileges!!!”
“DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM!! What part of Dewey don’t you understand!!!!”
Now, the article wasn’t about the salary raked in by JoAnn Pinder. It was about the prospect of her getting fired. Fired not because of performance after apparently 15 years of providing literary ecstasy to millions. Nope, fired because Phyllis Oxendine, a board member, has haterade pulsing through her veins. Phyllis, ya see, she don’t like JoAnn and we think it’s ’cause of some mess years ago when Phyllis toiled in the library system. So now that Phyllis is a big wig, relatively speaking, she has recruited two other members to her side to oust not only JoAnn but many others as well, probably for being associated with JoAnn. It’s kind of like a bookworm driveby. Phyllis is shooting for JoAnn but she’ll take anyone close to her as well.
Now as a member of the soon to be outsourced, I must say that I sympathize with JoAnn. No one should lose a job because of personal vendettas, unless of course you work for the mafia. The sad part is that one of the three hitmen hitpersons on the board is a new member. She just joined last month so it’s very likely that Phyllis is straight using the newbie for her personal agenda….ah the politics of it all!!!!!
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